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We had a meeting to decide whether we should go to Germany for 1000.
"We should accept the majority decision," Later suggested.
There were six of us, and everyone except me and Later chose for Germany.
So we started to prepare for the flight.
First, we had to be allowed to move. Each of us submitted applications.
Second, we went to an airport—officially called an aerial transportation facility (ATF)—in Incheon.
Then we "borrowed" an airplane—officially called an aerial transportation device.
We arrived at Kiel ATF in the morning the next day.
"Follow me," a guard waiting for us at the facility said.
He led us to Kiel Underwater Base, which was also Command Center of Germany.
Researcher D-AC021 was the person to give us the hair ties, so we all went to his room.
"Hi, we're here for the ties," Garba said to him.
Inside his room, there were boxes of hair ties.
"Why did you buy them that much?" Later asked.
"My new year's goal was to grow my hair, but I soon gave up," the researcher answered.
"Well, how much are they?" 1000 asked.
"Fourteen thousand dollars a box," the researcher said.
1000 immediately bought the boxes, and soon found that instant noodles had to be given as free gifts.
"Go to my friend from Brunei for the noodles," D-AC021 said.
"He's in an EIC (employee isolating center) for theft."
We went to Munich EIC and got allowed to meet the researcher's friend, D-PL823.
"Give me the noodles," 1000 demanded.
She got the noodles and we returned.